Bruno

It's 11pm Bobby and I are sitting out front talking, we see bruno's head pop out the front door

Me: Bruno,get in your bed,it's very late and we are having an adult conversation
Bruno: I like Conversation,(as he pulls up a chair)

I was stressing out today trying to get everything cleaned up after a very messy week
Bruno comes up to me with his hands out sand says,"Reeellaaxx"

Bruno was walking around in his pj's and kept scratching himself

Me: Bruno, whats wrong with your lollie, you need to leave it alone
Bruno It hurts so bad'
Me: Why does it hurt you?
Bruno Cause in my dream the monster bit it and now it hurts!

Where do they come up with this stuff????