hot hubby!

Why is it that when you have been with someone for so long you forget (sometimes) how attractive they are? Today when Bobby came home from work,I don't know what it was but it was like the first time I saw him. He wore his blue button up today that just made his eyes sparkle..I wanted to jump him right then and there! I hate that with such the crazy life of parenthood you forget how much your mate turns you on. Well needless to say, Bobby's gettin some tonight!

$35.00/lb

Thats what I paid this week to loose my freakin 2.2lbs..ahh! Its so frustrating! I work so hard, have changed my eating habits 100% and all for just 2 measly lbs! Next week I have a goal set of 5lbs!

New Happy Meal Toys

Like every great mother I took Bruno through the McDonalds drive threw last night af 8:45(after football) He gets a 4 piece nugget Happy Meal and we head home.
Once we got home he begged me to have a picnic on his bedroom floor,being that it is now 9pm,I let him.
Meanwhile I start doing some laundry and stuff around the house...
I keep hearing Bruno saying,"Ouch,my french fries".
After he said it about 5 times I go in his room and ask him whats going on
(I thought the fries were just hot)
He tells me his french fries keep hurting his fingers,and for me to look in his bag.
I grab the Happy Meal bag thinking I was going to feel hot fries BUT no...
I find a F*@#ing thumb tack!!
Can you believe this? My heart sunk to my feet!
What if he would of swallowed it?
What if those fries went to a little boy/girl younger than Bruno
and they didnt know better?
I called the number on the reciept and spoke to the manager who apologized
but offered me nothing!

Point of story: check your kids fast food before you give it to them!!

shes back!

well, it had been 11 months and 2 weeks of period free bliss! I forgot how much it sucks! She came back full force and has been kicking my ass since Friday.I had my tubes tied..why do I need to ovulate once a month??? it's just not right!

update

I lost 3.6 lbs this week

I raised over $350.00 for the Buddy Walk with my fund raiser

Drew's football team lost Saturday

Forrest Griffin dominated the ring!(UFC)

I went on my first shopping spree for Avery...wow! that was fun!
(I know what your thinking but she needs fall/winter clothes for our NC trip)

My mom and Bobby had it out

I now have a new business making hair bows!
-I am so sick of ordering Avery's bows on ebay paying up to $20.00/bow!! So I went and bought a bunch of nylon strips ,ribbon and a glue gun. I must say I think this could be a new source of income for us! I will post some pics later of my creations

9er's girl

Such a Daddy's girl!
Go 9er's

10 things you may not know about me

1. I love hard rock Metallica style music.
2.I am petrified of lizards and the dark
3.My natural color hair is more gray than brown(darn kids)
4.I hate the name Ingrid!
5.My biggest pet-peeve is seeing a pregnant woman smoking
6.I have 2 gay brothers
7.I have an obsession with my fridge being organized and labels forward!
8.My feet are worse looking than an 80 yr old mans(poor little Vietnamese girls at the salon)
9.Drew's real dad is Mike Alstott...haha gotcha ya!..damn wouldnt that be great though?
10.When I was 4 I was my own imaginary friend named Yvonne(my middle name)

Bruno's lullaby

Whenever Avery crys Bruno being a wonderful big brother sings for her.
Heres how it goes...

Rock-aby,Go to sleep,
Rock-aby ,Go to sleep,
Rock-aby,Go to sleep,
Rock-aby,Go to sleep...
Aaabbrryy!
And I sware to you she stops crying!!

Can I get a Woot Woot ????

Oh yeah guess who's 9.8 lbs lighter??
Hold your applause..thank you,thank you!
Tune in next week for more exciting news.

Aligators in the tub!

Last night Bruno was in the bath,Drew was watching a movie and I left the bathroom to change Avery's diaper.Just as I lay Avery down and start to change her,Bruno starts screaming and crying,"He's bitting me!!!"I scoop up my naked baby and run towards the bathroom.I pass the boys room and glimpse to see that Drew is still watching his movie(which is why I thought Bruno was screaming) Run into the bathroom and there Bruno is sitting in the tub with his head down.He looks up at me with tears in his eyes and his stinkin toy alligator stuck on his nose! I think he got a little too involved in imaginary play and forgot that the alligator was 2 inches long and plastic.I guess thats what we get when Bobby and I both were drama geeks in high school.

I hate surveys!

1. Where did you meet your husband? Oh yeah,online!!

2. What was the first thing you said to your husband? Nice car! hahaha! He was standing by a little piece of crap 89 Ford Escort

3. Where was your first date? umm,I guess you could call the night we met our first date.We met at the Chuck E Cheese parking lot and then went back to his apartment

4. Where was your first kiss? that same night

5. Did you have a long or short engagement? Well you see, Once we found out that Bruno was on his way we knew we were getting married very soon! I don't remember the time frame

6. Where did you get engaged? In his car on our way to Rey's house after we bought the ring at JC Penneys...soo romantic,huh?

7. Where were you married? The Hilton on Clearwater Beach

8. How did the reception go? It was OK, Like I said before I was pregnant with Bruno and I puked all over my dress. Yeah,now I am thinking I shouldn't of done this survey

9. How was the honeymoon? No honeymoon..boo hoo! Now I am sobbing over this damn survey rubbing it in my face! wahhhh! F-you survey!

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Avery

I can't even think of the right words to describe how I feel about having her in my life. It was such a dream of mine to have a daughter,it's so weird to look at her and know she is MINE! I can't wait to do all the Mommy-Daughter things with her Like go get pedicures,buy new school cloths,plan her wedding! I couldn't of asked God for her to be anymore beautiful! I look at her and just tear up with joy.

Game Day Info

What a game!
Azalea 13 Clearwater 0
Drew had a key block for our first score.He is slowly learning that the blockers are just as important as the guy that runs in the touch-down.

Should I be worried?

Bruno now has an obsession with Pee Wee's playhouse..it's all he will watch!
This also is the same kid that when he gets out of the bath he runs through the house shrieking singing,"Naked,Naked,Naked"

Did you know...?

that sharks eat hobsters and dead bish? Thats what Bruno learned from story time.

My kids look like...